"A hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to kill, to torture, to smash faces in with a sledgehammer, seemed to flow through the whole group of people like an electric current, turning one even against one's will into a grimacing, screaming lunatic.". From George Orwell's book 1984.
I wonder how many days in until we see such desires manifesting themselves. Last year we had Nikki wannabes (much screaming and shouting in the diary room a la Channell~Chiggy~Hayes) so presumably we'll have some Charly (sarflondonitgirlinit) wannabes this year, full of anger, aggression, bullying habits, and a psychopathically inflated image of self. Actually, I reckon we will have another Nikki wannabe this year too. Guaranteed. So that leaves another 14 which I reckon will be:
~ the poshy totty
~ the motherly figure
~ the older person
~ the arrogant person
~ the uphisownarse boy band lookalike person
~ the intelligent person
~ the dense person
~ the allergic to everything person
~ the one-who-flashes-the-diddies-at-the-drop-of-a-hat person (probably surgically enhanced or if not, they will be following making a few quid from Muts, sorry Nuts, after she is evicted)
~ the 'nice' person (who will turn out to be anything but)
~ the intelligent person (psuedo that is)
~ the I'm so laid back I'm ready to fall over 'I really don't give a shit if I'm evicted' person
~ the 'right on' activist
~ the bitch (male or female)
~ the weepy one
Note I have not said any ethnic minority/coloured/non-English/physically challenged categories ~ I'm afraid all of the above come in all shapes, sizes, colours and abilities. As in life.
Will the 16 be so predictable?
Given that June the 5th is the birthday of Jade Goody, the stars do not bode well for the selection of hms for BB9! Trite I know, but hey, I'm probably right.
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