KATHREYA

Was she not one of the flipping maddest hms EVER to enter. And the beauty is that she did not in any way intend to be. She is as mad as a box of kittens (or whatever a mad box contains). Her pink lame pantaloons were so so so bad but she clearly thought (or was told) she looked good in them (note: get her mum and friends to go to specsavers pronto).

I was nearly having a turn at seeing her attempt the few steps to the platform before the stairs into the house. But on she plodded up and though most people would not have thought so, she actually made it.

But then came her decent into the house. I was freaking with fear that her gary glitter platforms would cause her to launch herself off the top step and enter the house head first, having crashed throught he door.

And who can fault a child of Ronnie Corbette and a kwepie doll (with possibly a teletubbie thrown in)?

And she munches cookies 24/7 which is probably why she is continually hyper. And she's a Thai Massues ~ How does she stay still long enough to do a massage?

And i thought it kinda funny that she said she comes from a good family and her mother is not a prostitute. I've yet to introduce my mother as 'not a prostitute'. Maybe it's a Thai thing.