INSIDE THE HOUSE

Having now seen pictures of the inside of the house I think anger or passion (or maybe both) was the design instructions given to the set designers. There is an abundance of red which is supposed to engender these two emotions in us.

Let's see, a totally red kitchen, very angular and certainly not large enough for the amount of hms who are to enter the house. Also, a kitchen can be a hot place, a kitchen in the BB house can be very empty of food, what a perfect recipe to get the fighting started eh?

The bedroom or is it 2 bedrooms? There are army camp style beds for some hms with what we are told are itchy scratchy blankets. Not at all comfortable. And then the other bedroom/part of the bedroom is like a cross between a bordello and a room designed by an over enthusiastic watcher of Laurence Llewelyn-Bown programmes. Please BB make the beds in the bordello part uncomfortable ~ it they are as comfortable as they look we will just have a house full of sloths like last year.

On the subject of the bedroom/s. How will it be decided which hm will sleep where? Having seen the entrance staircase (which looks like something from a Ziegfeld Follies set btw) which has 2 sets of stairs (split staircase style), could it be that the side the entering hm choses to go down will denote which bed s/he will get? Letting fate decide which hms will have the big plush beds and which will be itchy, scratchy & downright uncomfortable? Or will the hms get to chose with those who chose the comfy beds lining themselves up for some forfeit later?

The bathroom is painfully vile. You just want to tear your eyes out looking at it ~ all gold taps (a swan!), faux marble and twirls and swirls and I hear it is fully visable from the living room. Lots of bare bottoms and other bits for the viewers again. What fun. NOT! And on that subject, please no more pervy shots by certain camera people filming the hms!!!

The jail. Ok. Will it be used to punish fairly or will it be a case of some can do and some cannot? There MUST be equal treatment of the hms this year. Now that would be new wouldn't it? As for the dolls heads without eyes in the jail, oh well, looks rather silly. Are the hms supposed to be scared? They should have put clowns faces in ~ lots of people are scared of clowns. Or maybe they will use the dolls heads to make voodoo dolls of their fellow hms? Who knows.

I feel a bit sorry for the smokers ~ they'll have to sit in a giant ashtray to smoke. Hopefully some of them will have the backbone to refuse that humiliation. Oh wait, I'm speaking of bb hms so backbone probably not available.

And the stupid mangle is back. For the love of Mike give them a bloody washing machine! It is not punishment their having to wash their clothes by hand. Remember most of these have never had to do a thing in their lives, having mothers who seem to dance attendance on them, so having to wash their own clothes at all is punishment. Just give them a washing machine so we don't have to suffer upturned bums of varying sizes leaning over the bath to do the washing! And then their having to be shown by the 'mother' of the house (which inevitably there will be - JUST NOT CAROL please!) how to mangle their clothes.

And the diary room? I love the chair and the red walls. The chair looks like an alien ant and the undulating walls look super groovy, baby ~ sort of like huge red ravioli squares! Best room in the house so far imo.