HMS ~ 31st July ~ DAY 57

On this, the last day of July, here's my take on the hms this week.

DALE At last the hms have learned that what lies below his good looking facade is pretty rotten. BB showed the heavenly hms (Mikey, Rex, Stuart and Mo) his vt which shows Dale saying he would stab any hm to win the money (among other vile things). And they lost absolutely no time in telling their fellow hms when they returned to the main house.

Dale is also greedy and selfish. Last night after all the hms barr Kat had gone to bed, he opened the last tin of tuna and made himself a toasted tuna sandwich using the entire tin. He never even offered Kat some toast which I thought was incredibly bad manners given that he was making something for himself and there was only one other person there. But to use all the tuna was pure greed ~ he had one hell of a job packing it all on to the toast. He never stopped for one moment to consider that he should use a small bit of the can and leave the rest incase anyone wanted some in the morning. Dale is like a totally spoiled little brat and has a temper to match.

We continued to hear a constant cry of I want to go from both Dale and Stuart this week and last week and yet when they find they are facing the public vote, they backtrack ~ they don't want to go! For goodness sake make up your minds, or better still, tell the truth in the first place!

Sadly, he most probably will not go this Friday as so many want Luke out but with a bit of luck the hms will nominate him again next week and that should see the end of Dale in the BB house.

DARNELL Still my favourite. He is smart, caring and sensitive. He is too sensitive sometimes and I suppose I can see how his need for peer approval might annoy some people. But he is what he is and can't help his feelings. At least with Darnell he doesn't gossip behind peoples' back, if he has a problem he will say it directly to the person. His friendship with Kat is lovely to watch and they seem to genuinely like each other. Darnell is also the most perceptive hm in there. He quickly and logically sorts what is being said into fact and fiction and has no qualms in verbalising his thoughts.

I loved watching him try to get the safe open even with the hms screaming at him that BB was telling him to stop immediately. He just ignored it completely and carried on until he was ready to stop. Naughty, but funny.

KAT Still between loving her and worrying that maybe we are not seeing the real Kat and she is in fact a major game player. I hope she is as I thought, and genuine and good but sometimes when hms are telling her she will probably win she never says, no. She just sits accepting it as a fact. That said, she continues to be a good friend to Rachel, Rex and Darnell. She is the only one Rex is consistently kind to and he seems very close to her. She is also the only one who will take Rex aside and tell him when he is misbehaving. I hope she will make the final 3.

LISA Lisa continues to be a sneaky, nasty person. This week when she and Luke were sitting at the kitchen table she started saying to Kat that she (Kat) would learn lots of new words this week from Luke now that they were all in hell together. Then she said 'yes, Luke has a large volcablury (her pronunciation of words indicates her spelling might not be that hot), she continued saying yes, he will teach her 'shut up, shut up' and then continued sniggering about this with Luke. This was a dig at Kat's singing and Kat knew exactly what she meant, resulting in Rachel and Kat leaving the living room. Lisa is a bully, like her 'partner' Mario (really name Shaun). And in Luke she has found a perfect replacement for Mario in Luke who could bitch for England. This week she also tore into Belinda, telling the boys that she was only 3 years older than Belinda (in other words, look at me and how fabulous I am and then look how old Belinda looks). She then went on to say she would write a book (presumably with a ghost writer) on how to look good at 40. I had to laugh at Dale's retort, which was along the lines of 'yeah, look good at 40 but have lost all your marbles.'

Added to that, her 1980s clothes and her stupid stories, she is seriously losing the plot. She has likened herself to Jesus (meek) and continues with crazy stories about life and her sightings of aliens and so on. She thinks the other hms are laughing with her. They're not Lisa, they're laughing at you.

LUKE Possibly the most vile hms in the history of BB. He is like a disease in there and when he has the likes of Lisa and Mikey with him turns them into creatures as vile as himself. He constantly harps about the £100k prize and accuses all and sundry of wanting the money while he is probably the one who wants it most. He is like a very old minded person in a young man's body. I just cannot believe that a 21 year old boy has nothing else on his mind but bitching and being nasty. He spends his time analysing every move made by ever hm and every announcement made by BB. Hopefully he will go on Friday and I can't wait to see how he will compute the fact that out of the 8 people facing the public vote, he is the one that receives most votes. He will more than likely explode his brain.

MAYSOON The lovely Maysoon has left the house. I don't think she could stand another minute with some of the hms. In her usual way, she told some of her hms she was leaving and had ordered her suitcase in a calm way and without a major fuss. She was a lady and behaved that way during her entire time in the house. I wish her well.

MIKEY Mikey, away from the toxic twins (Luke and Lisa) becomes a much funnier hm. There were times this week when I actually liked him. He slipped back a little when he was back in touch with the toxic twins when Lisa was slagging Kat with her 'shut up, shut up' comments. Today he joined in the fun of the shopping task with Rex and Stuart and full agreed with ordering a few basics and wasting the rest on tokens and prizes. That redeemed him a bit too. I still don't want him in the final three, I'm afraid his nastiness when he was Mario's mouthpiece made me dislike him intensly and I don't think I could come back from that enough to wish him a final place.

BB will of course do their best to ensure he reaches that 3 ~ a point in question this week was the others being punished for nomination talk and his being let off even though on at least 2 occasions he openly discussed nominations.

MO For me, Mo provided the funniest moments in BB ever with his performance in the chilli task. It was BB tv at it's very best. I like Mo and don't mind if he was in the final 3, which I think is unlikely. He is farily good at holding his own without losing his temper and I think he is a decent person, if a little greedy at times.

RACHEL Rachel continues to be nicey nicey but at least this week she started addressing some of the comments Rex has made to her. She cans stand her ground at times, for instance in one of the first arguments in the house when Alex told Bex off for burning the chips, Rachel was one of the only hms who defended her. She does it quietly but she digs her heels in and won't be swayed. Still, although I know she is a nice girl, I continue to hope to see her coming out of her shell more.

REX Rex is hilarious at the moment (other than when he is nagging Rachel). Today in the shopping task he made me smile so much. He has ordered £20 worth of food and drinks (tea, coffee, sugar, etc) and spent the balance of £55 on mystery gifts/tokens. He knows this is going to cause a major shock to the hms not in on it (he did the shopping with Stuart and Mikey and with their full approval). He is in good form at the moment knowing his girlfriend is still there for him following the task where Lisa and Luke were called to the task room to pick his gf from a line up (along with Mo's brother). They got Mo's brother right but picked the wrong girl as Rex's gf, saying when they went back into the house that his actual girlfriend (whom they failed to recognise as such) that she was hard faced, cheap looking, mean looking mouth and so on. Which wasn't nice on any level and most hurtful to the girl. These comments haven't gone down well with Rex as he now knows they picked the wrong girl and messing the shopping task is a perfect revenge given that they are 2 of hms who most get themselves in a tizz about the shopping.

SARA Sara continues to be annoying. She has a voice like siren and never shuts up. Perhaps her best friend, Lisa, should have applied the shut up stab at her. She follows Lisa round like a pet dog and bigs her up continually. Her friendship with Lisa indicates just how shallow Sara is, and once again a friendship with one of the toxic twins is proving a detremental move by a hm. The other hms are starting to see through her too and I don't think she will make the final 3.

STUART This big lump really annoys my happiness. I had vague hopes for him earlier on that he might improve but he continues to be a sneaky idiot. During the pod task he agreed to nominate Luke and Dale as the majority wanted that. Then he goes into the diary room and nominates Darnell and Maysoon. Why didn't he just have the balls to say that he wasn't going to vote as agreed? Yes, he did say he didn't want to vote Dale (his best friend in the house) but did he have to go completely against his 3 heavenly hms? He is now boring me stiff too with his constant whining about wanting to leave to see his daughter, Mia. This is another load of tosh from Stuart ~ if he misses his daughter so badly, leave. No-one will miss him.

He won't be evicted this week but we should see the back of him by the week after next (next week will probably be Dale's turn).