LISA ~ LOSING THE PLOT!

Lisa is disintigrating before our very eyes. Not only are the effects of the alleged botox wearing off taking it's toll on her face, but her mind is seriously moving off into another dimension. She talks of having seen little green men, she likens herself to Jesus, she thinks her 'boyfriend' Mario (real name Shaun) is intelligent and successful, and she really lost it at the weekend when she broke out of the house.

I think she did this in a fit of jealousy at Rex's girlfriend, Nicole, being brought into the house. She was positively seething about that and I reckon she thought Mario would actually re-enter. She took herself off to the loo and after a great victory flush was heard, she came out of the loo saying 'I'm off ... I'm going' ~ and was ignored totally by the hms in the bedroom at the time.

She then went off to the garden and smashed down an exit door and left. BB said to her that as she had not actually left the compound she could go back into the house, an offer she took up with embarassing haste. If she really wanted to go then BB should have let her and indeed not offered her the choice of going back in. Lisa is fast becoming car crash tv and even though I do not like the woman, I really don't want to watch another human being unravelling for entertainment.

Lisa leaves the house:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1pGPXrikMo

HEAVEN, HELL & NOMINATIONS

To earn their place in heaven this week hms had to recite the alphabet backwards. Darnell did this the quickest in 51 seconds but has he has already been head of house and therefore cannot be again, Rachel who did the task in 1 minute and 5 seconds took head of house. Into heaven also went Dale, Lisa, Mo, Stuart and Rex.

Into hell went only 3 hms: Mikey, Kat and Nicole. Hell hms had to complete a task to earn the right to nominate, eating 300 brussels sprouts. What a task this was and they failed of course. Mikey made a huge, and somewhat disgusting, effort to eat as many sprouts as possible. He actually chewed sprouts and spat them into a bucket and mixed the churned up mess with tea and water thinking it would make the task easier. It was pretty horrible viewing but you'd have to hand it to him for his tenacity ~ he struggled on for HOURS in his efforts.

As the hell hms failed, only the heavenly hms nominated and they did so as follows:

Dale: Mo and Darnell
Lisa: Rex and Stuart
Mo: Stuart and Dale
Rachel: Lisa and Stuart
Sara: Mo and Dale
Stuart: Sara and Mikey
Rex: Dale and Stuart

Darnell lost his right to vote after BB punished him for crossing the divide into hell. He did this to escape sleeping in the luxury bedroom after he made a pass at Sara, after she had flirted like mad with him constantly all day. When he made his (verbal) pass, Sara went crazy and immediately leapt into Stuart's bed. Darnell then decided he would sleep on the sofas but of course BB punished him by not letting him nominate this week.

Strange that, given that they allowed Lisa to nominate after she lost the plot at the weekend and actually smashed her way out of the house, was allowed back in and suffered no punishment whatsoever and was even allowed into heaven, hence only 3 being in hell ~ she must have been last in the length of time it took to complete the alphabet task.

So the voting meant that Dale received 3 votes, Darnell 1, Lisa 1, Mo 2, Rachel was exempt as she was head of house, Sara 1, Stuart 4, Rex 1, Kat zero votes, Mikey 1 vote and Nicole was exempt for her first week. Dale and Stuart will now face the public vote.

8th EVICTION ~ FRIDAY 8 AUGUST

DALE -V- STUART

This Friday we will see either Dale or Stuart leave the house. And not one minute before time even if we were lucky enough to lose both, which of course we won't, so only one will go. These two have done nothing but whinge for weeks now about wanting to go.

Dale, I think, only says this to see how popular he is with the viewers and hopes to be nominated but not actually evicted. But at this stage of the game he realises that he will get more tv and magazine coverage by leaving before the end if he is not going to win.

Stuart's constant whining about wanting to go to be with his daughter, Mia, is driving me mad. He crys and weeps and is seen trying to squeeze a tear out, unsuccessfully, while lying on his bed, checking the camera is on him and gazing at a photo of his daughter. Stuart, reality check, if you are missing her so much there is a door through which you can walk, back to your daughter and off our screens.


They are two pumped up, attention seeking, empty vessels and really need to move away from the Big Brother show and back to the gyms from which they came. Neither will be a big loss, the only downside is that we will be stuck with one of them for at least another week.

TO EVICT:

Dale ~ 09016 16 16 02

Stuart ~ 09016 16 16 17

Calls from UK only. The Irish vote is cancelled for the rest of BB9.

ODDS: Wednesday, 6th Augusts, Paddy Power

Dale: 1/14
Stuart: 6/1

Looks like it's bye bye Dale.

DAY 59 ~ DARNELL FAVOURITE TO WIN!

Darnell, my favourite has today moved into pole position to win BB9 and rightly so. He is the only one who has shown intelligence, integrity, kindness and sensibility from day one. Ok, it took me a week or so to know he was the winner but I realised early on he was the man.

GO DARNELL!

BEST BB EVER!

Friday, 1st August 2008

This must go down in BB history as the best BB eviction night EVER!

Davina is announcing to the house which of the 8 hms are NOT going to be evicted, two at a time. So far she has said Mo and Rachel (Dale and Luke are major peed off at this!), next she tells the house Darnell and Stuart are not going. Whew! Darnell is saved!

That leaves Rex, Luke, Dale and Kat. Of course the hms do not know who is popular and who is not and that is causing major tension in the house.

And on top of all that, Nicole, Rex's girlfriend is going in to the house to replace Maysoon. The hms do not know this as I write but I sincerely hope Davina tells that to the house just prior to Luke being evicted!

This is definately the best BB idea EVER!

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Now Davina announces that Kat and Dale are safe.

And, later, as expected:

LUKE EVICTED!

SOMEONE GOING BACK IN?

Friday 1st August

Gossip on the net says someone is entering the house tonight. And the most popular theory is that it is Rex's girlfriend Nicole. Guess we'll just have to wait and see.

7th EVICTION ~ 1st August

Friday, 1st August 2008

So we reach our seventh eviction from the BB9 house. Who will go? They say we will decide but will we? For the first time ever in BB voting lines closed 10 hours early at 23:59 last night. This has caused a massive stir on BB forums across the net with conspiracy therories falling over themselves.

It could simply mean that BB don't want to have to accommodate 8 lots of family and friends. But that doesn't make sense on one level ~ it would mean that 3 hms f&f would know that their hm is one of the three who received the most votes to evict and in turn that would leak.

Betting has been suspended on all betting sites since midnight too to make sure that no insider who knows who is going is able to bet. The odds were suspended in the region of:

Luke 2/13
Dale 1/29
Mo 16/5
Rex 1/1
Rachel 6/4
Kat 1/29
Darnell 1/149
Stuart 1/199

It looks like Luke is a definate to go PROVIDING BB do not start messing around and for instance, let one or more of the other hms pick from the those polling top (Luke, Dale, Mo). Such a scenario wouls probably see Mo go as the only 3 not facing the public vote are Lisa, Sara and Mikey and they would never pick Luke.

BB have made this one of the best shows for years and a lot of that comes down to their not interferring with voting and nominations. They've sullied it a little with this weeks nominations but lets hope they don't go the whole hog and allow some twist they have not announced to the public.